A follow-up to the Poker Night meme I did. There was no Cartman or Kaiba model, so I had to improvise. Somebody please make them.
South Immortal: Chapter 18
AN: I SED STUP FLAMMING! if u do den ur a fuken prep! fangz 2 kenny 4 da help n stuf. u rok! n ur nut a prep. fangz for muh sewter! ps da oder eson shela swor is koz she trin 2 be gofik so der!
I woke up the next day in my coffin. I walked out of it and put on some black eyeliner, black eyesharrow, poison-burple lipstick and a crimson really low-cut leather dress that was all ripped and in stripes so you could see my belly. I was wearing a skull belly ring with black and red diamonds inside it.
(Da night before Kyle and I rent back to the skull (geddit skull koz im goffik n I like deth). Shiela chased Dalien away. We rode there on our bikes. Mine was black and the handlebar-stuff was blood-red. There was lace all over it. Kyle had a black MCR bike. We went back to my house and we had you-know-what to a Linkin Park song.)
Well anyway I went down to the Cateteria. There all da walls were painted black and da tables were black too. But you fould see that there was pink pant underneath the
South Immortal: Chapter 17
AN: I sed stup flming da stryo! if ur a prep den dnot red it! u kin tel weder ur a prep or not by ma quiz itz on ma hompage. if ur not den u rok. if u r den FOOOOOK UFFFFFFFFFF! pz kenni isn't rely a prep. Kenny plz do dis il promis 2 giv u bak ur postr!
Big Guy Al gave us some clothes n stuff 4 free. He said he wud help us wif makeup if he wunted koz he was relly in2 fashin n stuff. (hes bisezual). Cratnam kept shooting at us to cum back 2 South Park. "WTF Cratman?" I shouted angrily. "Fuck off you fjucking bastard." Well anyway Kenny came even tho he died. Cratnam went away angrily.
"Hey bitch you look kawaii." he said.
"Yah but not as kawaii as you." I answered sadly cause Kenny's really cute and everything. He was wearing a short black hoodie with blood red lace on it and blak blood-red pants, leather fish-nets and black poiny boots that showed off how pale he wuz. He had a really nice body wif big mussels and everything. He was thin enouff 2 be anorexic.
"So r u going 2 da concert
South Immortal: Chapter 16
Non-Parody AN: This chapter contains an original scene with the Goth Kids. Because you can't parody a horrible goffic fanfic without goths.
AN: u no wut! sut up ok! proov 2 me ur nut prepz! kenny u suk u fuken basdart gimme bak mah fukijn swteet ur supsd 2 rit dis! Kenny wtf u bosturd ur suposd to dodis! BTW fangz 2 henryutta 4 techin muh japnese!
We ran happily to Stork's Pond. There we saw the stage where GC had played. We ran in happly. MCR were there playing ‘Helena’. I was so fucking happy! Gerard looked even sexier than he did in da pictures. Even Kyle thought so, I could totally see him getting an erection but it didn't matter cuz I knew know that we were da only true ones for eachother. I was wearing a black leather minidress and black leather platinum boots with red ripped fishnets. Kyle was wearing a black baggy MCR t-shirt and black baggy pants. Anyway, we stated moshing to Helena. We frenched. We ran up 2 the front of the band to stage-dive. Suddenly, Gerard pul
South Immortal: Chapter 15
AN: stup flaming ok! btw u suk frum no on evry tim sum1 flams me im gona slit muh ristsz! fangz 2 kenny 4 hlpein!
"Indigo Indigo!" shouted Kyle sadly. "No, please, come back!"
But I was too mad.
"Whatever! Now u can go anh have sex with Raven!" I shouted. I stormed into my house and closed my black door with my poison-purle key. It had a picture of Marylin Manson on it. He looked so sexy in a way that reminded me of Kyle and Raven. I started to cry and weep. I took a razor and started to slit my wrists. I drank the blood all depressed. Then I looked at my black GC watch and noticed it was time to go to Biology class.
I put on a short ripped black gothic dress that said Respect Mah Authoritah on the front in blood red letters and was all ripped and a spiky belt. Under that I put on ripped black fishnets and boots that said Matt all over them with blood red letters. I put my indigo blue hair out. Anyway I went to school feeling all sad and depressed as usual. I did sum advanced Biology w
South Immortal: Chapter 14
AN: fuk off PREPZ ok! Kenny fangz 4 helpin agen. im sory ah kudnt update but I wuz derperessd n I had 2 go 2 da hospital kuz I slit muh rists. PS im nut updating til u giv me 10 god revoiws!
WARNING: SUM OF DIS CHAPTA IS XTREMLY SCRAY. VIOWER EXCRETION ADVISD.
We ran to where Dacien was. It turned out that Damien wasn't there. Instead the fat red guy who killed Saddam Hussein was. Kyle was there crying tears of blood even though he commited suicide a few chaptas ago. Satan was torturing him. Raven and I ran in front of Satan.
"Rid my sight you despicable preps!" he shouted as we started shooting him with the gun he Then suddenly he looked at me and he fell down with a lovey-dovey look in his eyes. "IndigoIloveyouwiluhavesexwithme." he said. (in dis he is sixteen yrs old so hes not a pedofile ok)
"Huh?" I asked.
"Idnigo I love you will you have sex with me?" asked Satan. I started laughing crudely. "What the fuck? You torture my bf and then you expect me to fuck you? Man, you are so fuc
South Immortal: Chapter 13
AN: kenny fangz 4 gelpin me agen im sory ah tok ur postr of tray but dat guy is such a fokin sexbom! PREPZ STOP FLAMIGNG!
Raven and I ran up the stairs looking for Sheila. We were so scared.
"Mrs. Broflovski! Mrs. Broslovski!" we both yelled. Sheila came there.
"What is it that you want now you despicable snobs?" she asked angrily.
"Daniem has Kyle!" we shouted at the same time.
She laughed in an evil voice.
"No! Don't! We need to save Kyle!" we begged.
"Why should I lissen to you?" she said meanly. "Your just a bunch of dumb kids. And he misbehaved a lot in school especially with YOU Indigo." she said while she frowned looking at me. "Besides I'm busy waging war on Canada." then she walked away. Raven started crying. "My Kyle!" he moaned. (AN: don't u fik gay guyz r lik so hot!)
"Its okay!" I tried to tell him but that didn't stop him. He started to cry tears of blood. Then he had a brainstorm. "I had an idea!" he exclaimed.
"What?" I asked him.
"You'll see." he said. He took out a te
South Immortal: Chapter 12
AN: stop f,aing ok cratman is a fatass 2 a lot of ppl in amerikan skoolz r lik dat I wunted 2 adres da ishu! how du u no garryson iant kristian plus cratman isn't really in luv wif indigo dat was tokin ok!
I was about to slit my wrists again with the silver knife that Kile had given me in case anything happened to him. He had told me to use it valiantly against an enemy but I knew that we must both go together.
"NO!" I THOUGHT IT WAS CORTman but it was Raven. He started to scream. "OMFD! NOOOOO! MY BUTTMARK HURTS!" and then….. his eyes rolled up! You could only see his red whites.
I stopped. "How did u know?"
"I saw it! And my buttmark turned back into the blotch!"
"NO!" I ran up closer. "I thought you didn't have a buttmark anymore!" I shouted.
"I do but Diabooboo changed it into a Cheesy Poof for me and I always cover it up with foundation." he said back. "Anyway my buttmark hurt and it turned back into the blotch! Save me! then I had a vision of what was happening to Kyle
South Immortal: Chapter 11
AN: i sed stup flaming up prepz! c if dis chaptr is srupid!1111 it delz wit rly sris issus! sp c 4 urself if itz ztupid brw fangz 2 ma frend kenny 4 hleping me!
"NO!" I screamed. I was horrorfied! Sp'ooky Wendy tried to comfort me but I told her fuck off and I ran to my house crying myself. Sheila chased after me shouting but she had to stop when I went into my room cause she would look like a perv that way.
Anyway, I started crying tears of blood and then I slit both of my wrists. They got all over my clothes so I took them off and jumped into the bath angrily while I put on a Linkin Park song at full volume. I grabbed a steak and almost stuck it into my heart to commit suicide. I was so fucking depressed! I got out of the bathtub and put on a black low-cut dress with lace all over it sandly. I put on black high heels with pink metal stuff on the ends and six pairs of skull earrings. I couldn't fucking believe it. Then I looked out the window and screamed… Mr. Garryson was spyi
South Immortal: Chapter 10
AN: stup it u gay fags if u donot lik ma story den fukk off! ps it turnz out sp'ooky wendy isn't a bicth afert al n she n raven r evil datz y dey swichd clases ok!
I was really scared about Dumien all day. I was even upset went to rehearsals with my gothic metal band Scary Gothic Poop 555. I am the lead singer of it and I play guitar. People say that we sound like a cross between GC, Radiohead and MCR. The other people in the band are Sp'ooky Wendy, Raven, Kyle, Butters (although we call him Diabooboo now. He has black hair now with green streaks in it.) and Cratman. Only today Kyle and Raven were depressed so they weren't coming and we wrote songs instead. I knew Kyle was probably slitting his wrists (he wouldn't die because he was a vampire too and the only way you can kill a vampire is with a c-r-o-s-s (there's no way I'm writing that, except for a few sentences ago when I did) or a steak) and Raven was probably watching a depressing movie like Da Derp Dee Derp Da Teetley Derpee Der