South Immortal: Chapter 21
Non-Parody AN: Jimbo and Mr. Kitty will be in this chapter. Their names will be switched around like Filch and Mrs. Norris in the original. Also, Jimbo is the janitor for some reason.
AN: fuk u ok! u fokng suk. itz nut ma fult if itz speld rong ok koz dat bich kenny cuz it fok u prepz!1 woopz soz kenny fangz 4 da help. btw imagynashunland rox hrad!1 I even gut 2 go 2 da place wer da trilgy was flimed!
Later we all went in the skull. Kyle was crying in da common room. "Kyle are u okay?" I asked in a gothic voice.
"No I'm not u fuking bitch!" he shouted angrily. He stated to run out of the place in a suicidal way. I stated to cry cuz I was afraid he would commit suicide like last time.
"Its ok Idnigo." said Raven comfortly. "Ill make him feel better."
"U mean you'll go fuck him wont you!" I shouted angrily. Then I ran 2 get Kyle. Raven came too.
"Kyle please come!" he began to cry. Tears of blood came down his pail face. I wuz so turned on cuz I love sensitive bi guyz. (if ur a homophone
South Immortal: Chapter 20
AN: I sed I dnoty ker wut u fink! stof pflamin ok prepz!1 fangz 2 kenny 4 da help!1 oh yah btw ill be un vacation in imagynashunland 4 da nex 3 dayz so dnot expect updatz.
All day I wondered what the surprise was. Meanwhile, I pot on a blak ledder mini, a blak corset with urple lace stuff all over it, an black gothic compact boots. MCR were gong 2 do the concert again, since Daxien had taken over the last one. I slit my wrists while I moshed 2 MCR in my bedroom all night, feeling excited. Da next day someone knocked on the door while I was trying on sum black clothes and moshing to Fang u 4 da Venom. I gut all mad and turned it of, but sacredly I hopped inside dat it was Kyle so we could do it again.
"Wut de fucking hell r u doing!" I shouted angrily. It was Mr. Makky! "R u gonna cum rape me or what." I yelled. I was allowed to say dat because Sheela had told us all 2 be careful around hem and Mr. Garryson since he was a pedo.
"No, actshelly (geddit, hell) kan I plz burrow sum condemns
South Immortal: Chapter 19
Chapter 19. im nut ok i promise
AN: plz stup flaming da story if u do ur a foken prep n ur jelous ok!11 frum noq un im gong 2 delt ur men reviowz!111 BTW imdigog a poorblod so der!1 fangz 2 kenny 4m da help!11
All day we sat angerly finking about Sheilla. We were so fucking pissed off. Well, I had one thing to look forward too- da MCR concert. It had been postphoned, so we could all go.
Anyway, I went to the common room sadly to cut classes. Kyle was being all secretive.
I asked what it was and he got all mad me and started crying all hot and angsty (rnt sensitve bi guyz so hot).
"No one fucking understands me!1" he shouted angrily as his black hare went in his big blue eyes like Billie Joe in Boulevard of Borken Dreamz. He was wearing black baggy paints, a black MCR t-shirt and a black die. (geddit insted of tie koz im goffik) I was wearing a blak leather low cut top with chains all over it all over it a blak leather mini, black high held boots and a cross belly fing. My hair was al u
South Immortal: Chapter 18
AN: I SED STUP FLAMMING! if u do den ur a fuken prep! fangz 2 kenny 4 da help n stuf. u rok! n ur nut a prep. fangz for muh sewter! ps da oder eson shela swor is koz she trin 2 be gofik so der!
I woke up the next day in my coffin. I walked out of it and put on some black eyeliner, black eyesharrow, poison-burple lipstick and a crimson really low-cut leather dress that was all ripped and in stripes so you could see my belly. I was wearing a skull belly ring with black and red diamonds inside it.
(Da night before Kyle and I rent back to the skull (geddit skull koz im goffik n I like deth). Shiela chased Dalien away. We rode there on our bikes. Mine was black and the handlebar-stuff was blood-red. There was lace all over it. Kyle had a black MCR bike. We went back to my house and we had you-know-what to a Linkin Park song.)
Well anyway I went down to the Cateteria. There all da walls were painted black and da tables were black too. But you fould see that there was pink pant underneath the
South Immortal: Chapter 17
AN: I sed stup flming da stryo! if ur a prep den dnot red it! u kin tel weder ur a prep or not by ma quiz itz on ma hompage. if ur not den u rok. if u r den FOOOOOK UFFFFFFFFFF! pz kenni isn't rely a prep. Kenny plz do dis il promis 2 giv u bak ur postr!
Big Guy Al gave us some clothes n stuff 4 free. He said he wud help us wif makeup if he wunted koz he was relly in2 fashin n stuff. (hes bisezual). Cratnam kept shooting at us to cum back 2 South Park. "WTF Cratman?" I shouted angrily. "Fuck off you fjucking bastard." Well anyway Kenny came even tho he died. Cratnam went away angrily.
"Hey bitch you look kawaii." he said.
"Yah but not as kawaii as you." I answered sadly cause Kenny's really cute and everything. He was wearing a short black hoodie with blood red lace on it and blak blood-red pants, leather fish-nets and black poiny boots that showed off how pale he wuz. He had a really nice body wif big mussels and everything. He was thin enouff 2 be anorexic.
"So r u going 2 da concert
South Immortal: Chapter 16
Non-Parody AN: This chapter contains an original scene with the Goth Kids. Because you can't parody a horrible goffic fanfic without goths.
AN: u no wut! sut up ok! proov 2 me ur nut prepz! kenny u suk u fuken basdart gimme bak mah fukijn swteet ur supsd 2 rit dis! Kenny wtf u bosturd ur suposd to dodis! BTW fangz 2 henryutta 4 techin muh japnese!
We ran happily to Stork's Pond. There we saw the stage where GC had played. We ran in happly. MCR were there playing ‘Helena’. I was so fucking happy! Gerard looked even sexier than he did in da pictures. Even Kyle thought so, I could totally see him getting an erection but it didn't matter cuz I knew know that we were da only true ones for eachother. I was wearing a black leather minidress and black leather platinum boots with red ripped fishnets. Kyle was wearing a black baggy MCR t-shirt and black baggy pants. Anyway, we stated moshing to Helena. We frenched. We ran up 2 the front of the band to stage-dive. Suddenly, Gerard pul
South Immortal: Chapter 15
AN: stup flaming ok! btw u suk frum no on evry tim sum1 flams me im gona slit muh ristsz! fangz 2 kenny 4 hlpein!
"Indigo Indigo!" shouted Kyle sadly. "No, please, come back!"
But I was too mad.
"Whatever! Now u can go anh have sex with Raven!" I shouted. I stormed into my house and closed my black door with my poison-purle key. It had a picture of Marylin Manson on it. He looked so sexy in a way that reminded me of Kyle and Raven. I started to cry and weep. I took a razor and started to slit my wrists. I drank the blood all depressed. Then I looked at my black GC watch and noticed it was time to go to Biology class.
I put on a short ripped black gothic dress that said Respect Mah Authoritah on the front in blood red letters and was all ripped and a spiky belt. Under that I put on ripped black fishnets and boots that said Matt all over them with blood red letters. I put my indigo blue hair out. Anyway I went to school feeling all sad and depressed as usual. I did sum advanced Biology w
South Immortal: Chapter 14
AN: fuk off PREPZ ok! Kenny fangz 4 helpin agen. im sory ah kudnt update but I wuz derperessd n I had 2 go 2 da hospital kuz I slit muh rists. PS im nut updating til u giv me 10 god revoiws!
WARNING: SUM OF DIS CHAPTA IS XTREMLY SCRAY. VIOWER EXCRETION ADVISD.
We ran to where Dacien was. It turned out that Damien wasn't there. Instead the fat red guy who killed Saddam Hussein was. Kyle was there crying tears of blood even though he commited suicide a few chaptas ago. Satan was torturing him. Raven and I ran in front of Satan.
"Rid my sight you despicable preps!" he shouted as we started shooting him with the gun he Then suddenly he looked at me and he fell down with a lovey-dovey look in his eyes. "IndigoIloveyouwiluhavesexwithme." he said. (in dis he is sixteen yrs old so hes not a pedofile ok)
"Huh?" I asked.
"Idnigo I love you will you have sex with me?" asked Satan. I started laughing crudely. "What the fuck? You torture my bf and then you expect me to fuck you? Man, you are so fuc
South Immortal: Chapter 13
AN: kenny fangz 4 gelpin me agen im sory ah tok ur postr of tray but dat guy is such a fokin sexbom! PREPZ STOP FLAMIGNG!
Raven and I ran up the stairs looking for Sheila. We were so scared.
"Mrs. Broflovski! Mrs. Broslovski!" we both yelled. Sheila came there.
"What is it that you want now you despicable snobs?" she asked angrily.
"Daniem has Kyle!" we shouted at the same time.
She laughed in an evil voice.
"No! Don't! We need to save Kyle!" we begged.
"Why should I lissen to you?" she said meanly. "Your just a bunch of dumb kids. And he misbehaved a lot in school especially with YOU Indigo." she said while she frowned looking at me. "Besides I'm busy waging war on Canada." then she walked away. Raven started crying. "My Kyle!" he moaned. (AN: don't u fik gay guyz r lik so hot!)
"Its okay!" I tried to tell him but that didn't stop him. He started to cry tears of blood. Then he had a brainstorm. "I had an idea!" he exclaimed.
"What?" I asked him.
"You'll see." he said. He took out a te