A follow-up to the Poker Night meme I did. There was no Cartman or Kaiba model, so I had to improvise. Somebody please make them.
South Immortal: Chapter 13
AN: kenny fangz 4 gelpin me agen im sory ah tok ur postr of tray but dat guy is such a fokin sexbom! PREPZ STOP FLAMIGNG!
Raven and I ran up the stairs looking for Sheila. We were so scared.
"Mrs. Broflovski! Mrs. Broslovski!" we both yelled. Sheila came there.
"What is it that you want now you despicable snobs?" she asked angrily.
"Daniem has Kyle!" we shouted at the same time.
She laughed in an evil voice.
"No! Don't! We need to save Kyle!" we begged.
"Why should I lissen to you?" she said meanly. "Your just a bunch of dumb kids. And he misbehaved a lot in school especially with YOU Indigo." she said while she frowned looking at me. "Besides I'm busy waging war on Canada." then she walked away. Raven started crying. "My Kyle!" he moaned. (AN: don't u fik gay guyz r lik so hot!)
"Its okay!" I tried to tell him but that didn't stop him. He started to cry tears of blood. Then he had a brainstorm. "I had an idea!" he exclaimed.
"What?" I asked him.
"You'll see." he said. He took out a te
South Immortal: Chapter 12
AN: stop f,aing ok cratman is a fatass 2 a lot of ppl in amerikan skoolz r lik dat I wunted 2 adres da ishu! how du u no garryson iant kristian plus cratman isn't really in luv wif indigo dat was tokin ok!
I was about to slit my wrists again with the silver knife that Kile had given me in case anything happened to him. He had told me to use it valiantly against an enemy but I knew that we must both go together.
"NO!" I THOUGHT IT WAS CORTman but it was Raven. He started to scream. "OMFD! NOOOOO! MY BUTTMARK HURTS!" and then….. his eyes rolled up! You could only see his red whites.
I stopped. "How did u know?"
"I saw it! And my buttmark turned back into the blotch!"
"NO!" I ran up closer. "I thought you didn't have a buttmark anymore!" I shouted.
"I do but Diabooboo changed it into a Cheesy Poof for me and I always cover it up with foundation." he said back. "Anyway my buttmark hurt and it turned back into the blotch! Save me! then I had a vision of what was happening to Kyle
South Immortal: Chapter 11
AN: i sed stup flaming up prepz! c if dis chaptr is srupid!1111 it delz wit rly sris issus! sp c 4 urself if itz ztupid brw fangz 2 ma frend kenny 4 hleping me!
"NO!" I screamed. I was horrorfied! Sp'ooky Wendy tried to comfort me but I told her fuck off and I ran to my house crying myself. Sheila chased after me shouting but she had to stop when I went into my room cause she would look like a perv that way.
Anyway, I started crying tears of blood and then I slit both of my wrists. They got all over my clothes so I took them off and jumped into the bath angrily while I put on a Linkin Park song at full volume. I grabbed a steak and almost stuck it into my heart to commit suicide. I was so fucking depressed! I got out of the bathtub and put on a black low-cut dress with lace all over it sandly. I put on black high heels with pink metal stuff on the ends and six pairs of skull earrings. I couldn't fucking believe it. Then I looked out the window and screamed… Mr. Garryson was spyi
South Immortal: Chapter 10
AN: stup it u gay fags if u donot lik ma story den fukk off! ps it turnz out sp'ooky wendy isn't a bicth afert al n she n raven r evil datz y dey swichd clases ok!
I was really scared about Dumien all day. I was even upset went to rehearsals with my gothic metal band Scary Gothic Poop 555. I am the lead singer of it and I play guitar. People say that we sound like a cross between GC, Radiohead and MCR. The other people in the band are Sp'ooky Wendy, Raven, Kyle, Butters (although we call him Diabooboo now. He has black hair now with green streaks in it.) and Cratman. Only today Kyle and Raven were depressed so they weren't coming and we wrote songs instead. I knew Kyle was probably slitting his wrists (he wouldn't die because he was a vampire too and the only way you can kill a vampire is with a c-r-o-s-s (there's no way I'm writing that, except for a few sentences ago when I did) or a steak) and Raven was probably watching a depressing movie like Da Derp Dee Derp Da Teetley Derpee Der
South Immortal: Chapter 9
AN: stop flaming ok! I dntn see all da episodz! dis is frum da movie ok so itz nut my folt if shila swers! besuizds I SED SHE HAD A HEDACHE! and da reson garryson dosent lik stan now is coz hes christian and raven is a satanist! MCR ROX!
I was so mad and sad. I couldn't believe Kyle for cheating on me. I began to cry against the tree where I did it with Kyle.
Then all of a suddenly, an horrible man with black eyes and hair and everything started flying towards me on a surfboard! He had black hair (basically like Damien in the show) and he was wearing all black but it was obvious he wasn't gothic. It was…… Damien!
"No!" I shouted in a scared voice but then Damien shouted "Rectus Dominus!" and I couldn't run away.
"Pot pie!" I shouted at him throwing a pie. Damien fell of his board and started to scream. I felt bad for him even though I'm a sadist so I stopped.
"Indigo." he yelled. "Thou must kill Raven Marsh!"
I thought about Raven and his sexah eyes and his gothic black h
South Immortal: Chapter 8
AN: stop flassing ok! if u do den u r a prep!
Everyone in the class stared at me and then Kyle came into the room even though he was naked and started begging me to take him back.
"Indigo, it's not what you think!" Kyle screamed sadly.
My friend Sp'ooky Wendy Schneider smiled at me understatedly. She flipped her long waste-length gothic black hair and opened her violet eyes like violets that she was wearing contact lenses on. She had pale white skin that she was wearing white makeup on. Wendy was kidnapped when she was born. Her real parents are vampires and one of them is a witch but Damien killed her mother and her father committed suicide because he was depressed about it. She still has nightmares about it and she is very haunted and depressed. It also turns out her real last name is Schneider and not Testaburger. (Since she has converted to Satanism she is in South Park now not North Park. )
"What is it that you desire, you ridiculous dimwit!" Garryson demeaned angrily in his cold
South Immortal: Chapter 7
Chapter 7. Bring me 2 life
AN: wel ok u guyz im only writting dis cuz I got 5 god reviuws. n BTW I wont rite da nxt chapter til I git TIN god vons! STO FLAMING OR ILL REPORT U! Invigo isn't a Marie Sue ok she isn't perfect SHES A SATANITS! n she has problemz shes depressed 4 godz sake!
Kyle and I held our pale white hands with black nail polish as we went to the locker room. I was wearing red Satanist sings on my nails in red nail polish (AN: c doez dat sound lik a Maru Sue 2 u?). I waved to Raven. Dark misery was in his depressed eyes. I guess he was jealous of me that I was going out with Kyle. Anyway, I went to the locker room excitedly with Kyle. We went into the men's room and locked the door (he stole a key from the janitor). Then…………
We started frenching passively and we took off each others clothes enthusiastically. He felt me up before I took of my top. Then I took off my black leather bra and he took off his pants. We went on the bench and started
South Immortal: Chapter 6
AN: shjt up prepz ok! PS I wnot update ubtil u give me goood revows!
The next day I woke up in my coffin. I put on a black miniskirt that was all ripped around the end and a matching top with red bats all over it and high heeled boots that were black. I put on two pairs of skull earrings, and two crosses in my ears. I spray-painted my hair with hot pink.
In the cafeteria, I ate some Cheesy Poofs with blood instead of dipping sauce, and a glass of soda. Suddenly someone bumped into me. All the soda spilled over my top.
"Bastard!" I shouted angrily. I regretted saying it when I looked up cause I was looking into the pale white face of a gothic boy with wavy black hair with purple streaks in it. He was wearing so much eyeliner that I was going down his face and he was wearing black lipstick. He didn't have a blue and red hat anymore (it was gray now) and now he was wearing red contact lenses just like Kyle's and there was no mark on his but anymore. He had a sexy voice. He looked exactly
South Immortal: Chapter 5
AN: STOP flaming! if u flam it menz ur a prep or a posr! Da only reson Shiela swor is coz she had a hedache ok an on tup of dat she wuz mad at dem 4 having sexx! PS im nut updating umtil I get five good revoiws!
Sheila made and Kyle and I follow her. She kept shouting at us angrily.
"You ludacris fools!" she shouted.
I started to cry tears of blood down my pallid face. Kyle comforted me. When we went back to the school Sheila took us to Princible Victurya and Mr. Garryson who were both looking very angry.
"They were having sexual intercourse in Lake Tardicaca!" she yelled in a furious voice.
"Why did you do such a thing, you mediocre dunces?" asked Princible Victurya.
"How dare you?" demanded Mr. Garryson.
And then Kyle shrieked. "BECAUSE I LOVE HER!"
Everyone was quiet. Sheila and Princible Victurya still looked mad but Mr. Garryson said. "Fine. Very well. You may go home now."
Kyle and I went outside while the teachers glared at us.
"Are you okay, Indigo?" Kyle asked me gently.