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South Immortal: Chapter 14

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AN: fuk off PREPZ ok! Kenny fangz 4 helpin agen. im sory ah kudnt update but I wuz derperessd n I had 2 go 2 da hospital kuz I slit muh rists. PS im nut updating til u giv me 10 god revoiws!

WARNING: SUM OF DIS CHAPTA IS XTREMLY SCRAY. VIOWER EXCRETION ADVISD.

We ran to where Dacien was. It turned out that Damien wasn't there. Instead the fat red guy who killed Saddam Hussein was. Kyle was there crying tears of blood even though he commited suicide a few chaptas ago. Satan was torturing him. Raven and I ran in front of Satan.

"Rid my sight you despicable preps!" he shouted as we started shooting him with the gun he Then suddenly he looked at me and he fell down with a lovey-dovey look in his eyes. "IndigoIloveyouwiluhavesexwithme." he said. (in dis he is sixteen yrs old so hes not a pedofile ok)

"Huh?" I asked.
"Idnigo I love you will you have sex with me?" asked Satan. I started laughing crudely. "What the fuck? You torture my bf and then you expect me to fuck you? Man, you are so fucked up you fucking bastard." I said angrily. Then I stabbed him in the heart. Blood pored out of it like a fountain.

"Nooooooooooooo!" he screamed. He started screaming and running around. Then he fell down and died. I brust into tears sadly.

"Father what art thou doing?" called Damien. Then…… he started coming! We could hear his high heels clacking to us. So we got on our bikes which were there all of a zudden and we rode to South Park. We went to my house. Raven went away. There I started crying.

"What's wrong honey?" asked Kyle taking off his clothes so we could screw. He had a sex-pack (geddit cuz hes so sexah) and a really huge you-know-what and everything.

"Its so unfair!" I yielded. "Why can't I just be ugly or plain like all da other girls and preps here except for Sp'ooky Wendy and Baybay, because they're not ugly or anything."

"Why would you wanna be ugly? I don't like the preps anyway. They are such fucking sluts." (Non-Parody AN: Sort of like you guys) answered Kyle.

"Yeah but everyone is in love with me! Like Garrison and Makky took a video of me naked. Cratman says he's in love with me. Raven likes me and now even Satan is in love with me! I just wanna be with you ok Kyle! Why couldn't Satan have made me less beautiful?" I shouted angrily. (an" don't wory idnigo isn't a snob or anyfing but a lot of ppl hav told her shes pretty) "Im good at too many things! WHY CAN'T I JUST BE NORMAL? IT'S A FUCKING CURSE!" I shouted and then I ran away.
Apparently, Satan's a teen father.

Wait, if Satan loves Idnigo and he created her... OMG INCEST!
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