South Immortal: Chapter 18

AN: I SED STUP FLAMMING! if u do den ur a fuken prep! fangz 2 kenny 4 da help n stuf. u rok! n ur nut a prep. fangz for muh sewter! ps da oder eson shela swor is koz she trin 2 be gofik so der!

I woke up the next day in my coffin. I walked out of it and put on some black eyeliner, black eyesharrow, poison-burple lipstick and a crimson really low-cut leather dress that was all ripped and in stripes so you could see my belly. I was wearing a skull belly ring with black and red diamonds inside it.

(Da night before Kyle and I rent back to the skull (geddit skull koz im goffik n I like deth). Shiela chased Dalien away. We rode there on our bikes. Mine was black and the handlebar-stuff was blood-red. There was lace all over it. Kyle had a black MCR bike. We went back to my house and we had you-know-what to a Linkin Park song.)

Well anyway I went down to the Cateteria. There all da walls were painted black and da tables were black too. But you fould see that there was pink pant underneath the black pant. And there were pastors of poser bands everywhere, like Ashlee Simpson and One Direction.

"WTF!" I shouted going to sit next to Sp'ooky Wendy and Kenny. Sp'ooky Wendy was wearing a black leather mini with a Good Chraloote t-shirt, black fishnets and black pointy boots. Kenny was wearing a long gothic blak coat with blood red writing that was all lacy and came up to your thighs and black boots and fishnets. Raven, Reaper and Kyle came. We started to talk about who was sexier, Mikey or Gerard Way or Billie Joe Armstrong. The boys joined in cause they were bi.

"Those guys are so fucking hot." Creg was saying as suddenly a gothic old wpman with black hair and everything came. She was the same one who had chassed away Dalien yesterday. She had normal tan skin but she was wearing white foundation and she had died her hare black.

"……………….MRS. BROFLOVSKI?1!" we all gasped.

"WTF?" I shouted angrily. "I thought she was just wearing that to scare Dajien!"

"Hello everyone." she said happily. "As u can see I gave the school a makeover. Whjat do u fink about it?"

Everyone from the poser table in Mis Ellun's class started to cheer. Well we goths just looked at each other all disfusted and shook our heads. We couldn't believe what a poser she was!1.

"BTW you can call me Sheila." SHE CALLED AS WE LEFT to our classes.

"What a fucking poser!" Kyle shouted angrily as we we to Cyense. We were holding hands. Raven looked really jealous. I could see him crying blood in a gothic way (geddit, way lik Gerard) but I didn't say anything. "I bet she’s havin a mid-life crisis!" Kenny shouted.

I was so fucking angry.