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South Immortal: Chapter 21

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Non-Parody AN: Jimbo and Mr. Kitty will be in this chapter. Their names will be switched around like Filch and Mrs. Norris in the original. Also, Jimbo is the janitor for some reason.

AN: fuk u ok! u fokng suk. itz nut ma fult if itz speld rong ok koz dat bich kenny cuz it fok u prepz!1 woopz soz kenny fangz 4 da help. btw imagynashunland rox hrad!1 I even gut 2 go 2 da place wer da trilgy was flimed!

Later we all went in the skull. Kyle was crying in da common room. "Kyle are u okay?" I asked in a gothic voice.

"No I'm not u fuking bitch!" he shouted angrily. He stated to run out of the place in a suicidal way. I stated to cry cuz I was afraid he would commit suicide like last time.

"Its ok Idnigo." said Raven comfortly. "Ill make him feel better."

"U mean you'll go fuck him wont you!" I shouted angrily. Then I ran 2 get Kyle. Raven came too.

"Kyle please come!" he began to cry. Tears of blood came down his pail face. I wuz so turned on cuz I love sensitive bi guyz. (if ur a homophone den fuk of!)

And then….. we herd sum footsteps! Raven got out his blak invincibility hat. We both gut under it. We saw the janitor Mr. Jitty there, shouting angrily with a flashlight in his hand.

"WHOSE THERE!" he shouted angrily. We saw Kimbo come. He went unda da invisibility cloke and started to meow loudly.

"IS ANY1 THERE!" yelled Mr. Jitty.

"No fuck u you preppy little poser sun of a fukcing bich!" Raven said under his breast in a disgusted way.

"EXCUS ME! EXCUS ME WHO SED DAT!" yelled Mr. Jitty. Den he heard Kimdo meow. "Kimdo is der any1 unda da hat!" he asked. Kimdo nodded. And then….Ravn frenched me! He did it jus as….. Mr. Jitty was taking of da cloak!1

"WHAT DA-" he yelled but it was 2 late cuz now we were ruining away frum him. And den we saw Kyle crying n bustin in2 tearz and slitting his rists outside of da school.

"Kyle!" I cried. "R u okay?"

"I guess though." Kyle weeped. We went back to our coffins frenching each other. Kyle and I decided to watch Orgazmo (c isnt da deprezzin) on the gothic red bed together. As I wuz about 2 put in the video, my eyes rolled up and suddenly I had a vision of something that was happening now. There was a knok on the door and Burbrady and da Super Advenchur Club walked into the school!1
Jimbo is Mr. Jitty and Mr. Kitty is Kimbo. Make of that what you will.
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